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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
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A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
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1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie
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