herma

A person of mixed gender. Have the "hardware" of both a man and woman. Further characteristics include; void of all emotions, oblivious to what others think, generally stupid. Will often embarras co-workers in meetings.

Did you see that Herma? An Adam's Apple and tits.. I'm gonna puke

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"Sister"

The term utilized (including quotes) to refer to a lesbian's significant other when said lesbian is seeking to keep their gay sexual orientation unknown.

Elizabeth says she is bringing her "sister" on the company trip. No one is buying that dyke's bullsh#t.

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Derma Block

The purposeful filling up of your calendar (usually Outlook calendar) either by yourself or in-the-know coworkers with meaningless appointments so that annoying co-workers can't have access to you.

I completely derma blocked that annoying woman in sales. She can't book squat on my calendar.

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Kooshin

A term used to refer to a co-worker that is always asking you to give him credit for your work or achievements. He or she does so in order to insure that they receive maximum praise or reward. The request is often positioned under the guise that the person just needs one more item to get a reward.

The term has its origin in the fact that the requester is seeking a cushion to insure that they hit their goal.

Dam, that Kevin is a real kooshin. He asked me to give him credit for that one sale so that he could make his quota and come to find out that all along he had already exceeded his number.

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