Neander

A verb meaning to speak, act or otherwise behave in a manner resembling the primitive ape-like behavior of the Neanderthal predecessor to modern man; functioning with one's lizard brain.

Donald Trump seemed to relish the opportunity to neander his way through the first presidential debate of the 2016 election cycle, oblivious to how primitive his mysogynistic, racist and fat-shaming statements would be received by viewers.

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Joolry

The way you pronounce the word jewelry if you can only afford costume bling.

Anyone know where I can buy expensive joolry?

scrabbling

Playing Scrabble. No resemblance whatsoever to the traditional meaning of scrabble, which is to scrape or grope about frenetically with the hands. Nor, at first blush, to the UD's definition of scrabble as an act of group sex. Then, if you think about it for awhile, you realize that playing Scrabble sometimes generates feelings and noises that are associated with having sex. I've heard that, I mean.

Is scrabbling with your peeps better than pretending you are on Jeopardy?

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