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Anal Warranty

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

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Chinese Toothpick

a chinese mans dick i.e small

that guy put his chinese toothpick in her mouth.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

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Uter-roller-us

when your having sex with a girl that is soo skinny that you can see the shape of your dick moving inside them because it protrudes out near there stomach going up and down.

i was having sex with my girlfriend and i noticed the uter-roller-us. moving up and down on her stomach.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

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