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Abdul Aziz

To get yourself out if a truly awful situation with literally the most unbelievable excuse imagineable

"I promise your honour, it was terrible; I caught me foot on the carpet, me pecker slipped out me boxers and I fell onto the girl. I slipped inside her. I tried to get up but just kept falling back down. I didn't mean to Abdul Aziz her"

by BeakBrain January 9, 2016

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