speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together

He is speaking in cursive again.

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

ded^3

A fantasy football designation for injury status :
Ded^3 will miss the remainder of the season

Cam Akers is ded^3. Another RB with a torn ACL.

ded^2

A fantasy football designation for injury status :
Ded^2 will miss multiple games

Tom Brady will need to go on IR. He is ded^2.

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

ded^4

A fantasy football designation for injury status :
Ded^4 is a career ending injury

Cam Akers is ded^4. No one has ever come back from two torn Achilles before.

Ded

A fantasy football designation for injury status :
Ded is unlikely to return/out the remainder of the game

Oh man, my QB is ded.