Mother

The person I fucked last night

Person 1: “hey bro u suck”
Person 2; “just like how your mother sucked and fucked me”

Zara Employee

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.

Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES