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Jeremiah

big daddy

yes daddy jeremiah

by BeanFlicker52 February 12, 2022


BMW

A massive fucking failure who made the new M3 look exactly like them. A fat fucking pig.

People who drive them are self-centered faggots with a small dick, an equally small brain, and absolutely zero respect for others on the road.

My BMW could fit your child in its fat ass pig nose. It oinks when I rev. I like to cut off people so they can sniff my ass.

by BeanFlicker52 November 30, 2021


Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal

Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!

by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021


Bazingle

when you fart during sex and doritos come out

oh god im gonna bazingle daddy jeremiah

by BeanFlicker52 February 12, 2022

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Riley

Likes cars more than women. Once attempted to fuck a Lamborghini Aventador. Kinda sus if you ask me.

Me: Riley, wanna go to a car meet?
Riley: *Moans* Aw yes!

by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021


Henny

1. (n) Condensed version of “Hennessy” a brand which produces codnac, a type of brandy. Most famous for its influence in the music industry as well as its sophisticated flavor.

2. (n) Condensed version of “Hennessey”, a car tuner and manufacturer located in the United States. Known for once holding the record for the fastest road legal car with their release of the Venom GT. Currently tuning existing cars and working on the F5, their newest hypercar which is set to reclaim the record from Bugatti, who currently holds it with their Chiron SS 300+.

1. “Damn, he got the Henny in his cup! He must be loaded!”

2. “That Henny Camaro is called The Exorcist, right?”

by BeanFlicker52 November 30, 2021


Hax

Inexplicable luck very clearly favoring one side, or the usage of external resources to gain an advantage in a game

Me: Bruh I have flinched 10 turns in a row, talk about hax.
Opponent: How am I hacking?
Me: Never said you were. You very well might not be hacking, but you’ve clearly got better luck than me.
Opponent: Fair, but just play the game.
Me: I know, just pointing it out.

by BeanFlicker52 December 2, 2021