The Cum Down

After a male is finally able to ejaculate, he experiences a situation where he comes back down to his normal self as if from Mr. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll.

*watching porn*
Male: "This is great!"
*ejaculates*
Male: "WTF AM I WATCHING? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? I HATE THE CUM DOWN!"

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The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.

"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"