Will Button

To recklessly throw or discard something

"Where's your new phone?"
"Fuck knows, I will buttoned it into a hedge when I was drinking last night"

"Did you see Dave last night, he absolutely will buttoned his bird out of the window."

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Dirty Mia

The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.

Me and missus were messing around last night and she gave me a Dirty Mia, which was excellent.

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