kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

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Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

potato

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.

I fuckin potatoed her last night.

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shitbox

The arse, rectum or anus.

I just jammed it up her shitbox last night!

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roguen

While a rampant metrosexual, a roguen can also be often found a blazing red horse of war, altho his sword is only 2.5 FE. Being completely obcessed with programming, you will find most roguens choose to mutilate their bodies with tatooes of binary. This usually happens when they are caught off guard in the unfamiliar surroundings of the outside world. When cause like this and trapped in a corner without a laptop they need to program wherever they can, so they use their bodies. Sort of like an animal who chews its leg off to escape a trap.

Should you encounter a roguen, proceed with caution and offer eggplant as a sign of friendliness.

Robbie sure is a roguen.

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nemesis technics

These words together means that you bone dogs

omg nemesis technics

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leanin

intoxicated on codine

damn im leanin hard

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