busted cougar

A used up old slut on the hunt for sex with a younger man. They usually have several physical imperfections making it nearly impossible to guess their age.

Did you see that busted cougar that Pereira hooked up with last night.

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banjo elbow

When a pitcher's elbow is shot after years of abuse.

I can't believe the Diamondbacks just gave Arroyo a 23.5 million dollar contract. He has had a banjo elbow for years.