Hemp Tycoon

Probably the greatest online game ever. Its on adultswim.com. The main character is hempy; you grow hemp and then cash out and make bank.

Today I planted some Mayan before school. Got home and harvested them. Cashed out and made a ton of money. Dear God I love hemp tycoon.

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Power Whack

A masturbation session lasting no more than 5 minutes.

1. I was in a hurry for class at 9, so I had to have a power whack at 8:50.

2. Dude 1: Hey I'm gonna go take a power whack.

Dude 2: Don't mean power nap?

Dude 1: No, a power whack.

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