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When you command your dog lick your asshole.
With his parents gone for the afternoon, Rudy would have ample time to prepare for, and clean up after a brisk Rim Tin-tin from Patches.
Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)
The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.
Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona
After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.
Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.
I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.