wonder woman

A girl who whips guys before, during, or after sex.

Dude, i told my girlfriend to wonder woman me tonight during when we go at it.

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I like your Figs.

A scrub brand, but more importantly code to one healthcare worker to another healthcare worker that they want to have sex.

“Hey Melissa! I like your Figs.”

Melissa’s reply: “ Meet me in ten minutes in the back hallway.”

Flash

Once you have sex with a girl, you ditch her that way you dont have to commit or anything (for use by pimps only)

Pimp-"Hey man, I got with that girl I was dancing with last night. She was all over me and said she wanted me for herslef so we wwnt upstairs and did it until the morning and then i just ditched so I wouldn't have to commit."

Pimp wingman-"So you pulled a Flash on her?"

Pimp-"You know it."

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cockburn

When you have rough sex with a girl who has major pubic hair, and you wake up the next morning with a rash on your cock.

After the rough sex with the whore last night. cause he can't get any girls without paying them, he woke up with a major cockburn, and an STD but he didn't know that.

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Golden Beaver

Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.

I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(

Hubris’ one-nut bitch

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.

The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.

cinderella

the act of leaving your condom behind after sex.

Dude, I pulled a cinderella on that girl last night when i ditched.

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