Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.

Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.

truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

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