breakfast face

Someone who has a face that looks like a plate of breakfast. Two over-easy eggs for eyes, and one or two strips of bacon for a mouth. Frequently, you can find breakfast faces at the restaurant IHOP. This is ironic, because of the breakfast faces they serve there. Their breakfast face is pancakes fruit and whipped topping as facial features.

used in a sentence: "That girl's got breakfast face."

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Uncle Bobby

The act of farting in someone's drink. Usually wait for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom, leaving their drink at the bar for an assortment of pranks. It's pretty simple, just wait for them to leave and fart in their drink. It's called pulling an Uncle Bobby, because it's such an asshole thing to do.

Jerry's going potty. Quick, somebody hand me his drink, I'm going to pull an Uncle Bobby and I've got a nice hot eggy one.

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