Erin (aka loser)

(also spelled Aaryn, Rylan, or idiot)

Has a liver disease that she uses as an excuse to get out of any situation. Also gets made fun of for how unfunny she is, and also her crooked teeth.

Why can’t Erin (aka loser)/Rylan/Aaryn come?
She’s “sick”
Oh screw that bitch she just doesn’t wanna come

Damn her teeth are crooked and she’s not funny whatsoever. She must be an Erin (aka loser)/Rylan/Aaryn

Hartshorn

Someone who gets extremely mad when called a ginger. Is 100% Irish but pretends they’re not. Has the most beautiful jumpshot of all time.

Man, that guy has a really good jumpshot! Yeah! He looks like a Hartshorn
Did you seriously just get mad at me when I called you a Ginger? You are such a Hartshorn!

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