mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Cailee

A beautiful princess, beyond all comprehension, can't count through multiples of five however wears bows and gives passers by with weak hearts massive heart attacks. She is the paramount example of grecco-roman beauty paired with alternative model prowess. Possibly most important has the hair of an old world goddess, long and flowing in such a way to as to remind you the world is still sometimes a beautiful place

"How did he die?" asked the mourning family
"A heart attack prompted by a Cailee." replied the doctor

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