PTC

Pussy Trauma Center (PTC) is a more appropriate description of a monster hangover. Hangover is too soft for this type of boundary-less night of inebriation. Checking into the PTC requires a splitting headache and sometimes visit to the porcelain god after a multi-shot night of excess. It usually comes after mixing different liquors, beer, and/or wine. You can check in to the PTC for a few hours to a complete day. PTC staffers (if there were any) advise lots of water and caffeine. Hair of the dog is not suggested.

"Dude, I checked into the PTC. If I start doing multiple shots in the future, stop me."

"Awww. Are you in the PTC?"
"Yes, rude."

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