Lunting

Giving the gift of sex to two disabled people by hanging them in the air and smacking them against each other until one cums

“Hey Gary I heard the neighbors lunting last night did you hang them up?”

Skewering

Masturbating while two or more people shove as many skewers into the tip of the penis as they can

“Hey Gary I heard your wife left you, wanna do some skewering with mine?”