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hipster

So you're wanting to study the North American hipster, eh? Quite a fasinating species I'd say. Hipsters typically reside in eccentric lofts and most often have jobns involving a laptop computer. Most all hipsters wear large glassesthat some people look ridiculous wearing, tbh. The North American hipster typically starts their day with a Starbucks latte or perhaps, if their living DANGEROUSLY, a cappucino! The males typically wear beanie hats and the females can often be see with their hair in a "messy bun" (which is a Neon flashing sign of having unwashed hair) with some type of hippie flower headband... In any case the North American hipster is usually in their late teens or early 20's. The life of a hipster is one that they will regret showing their children memories of....

Young Child: Daddy, when I grow uo Im gonna be just like you!!!

Non-hipster family member: *facepalm*

by BecauseStarkidIsMyLife March 16, 2014

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Lorde

Lorde is a teen singer from New Zealand who debuted her single "Royals"

Her album, "Pure Heroine" is flawless and her songs are not predictable, she actually has song writing talent, and her work does not revolve around songs about clubs,heavy drinking, drugs, or anything else that pop cultire has managed to make look "okay" and "cool".

Oh we'll never be Royals. That kinda Lux just aint for us. We crave a different kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen Bee. Baby I'll rule, let me live that fantasy.

-Lorde's "Royals"

by BecauseStarkidIsMyLife March 17, 2014

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