Eight

The term a homosexual uses when wanting to get married.

You see, when hitched, homosexuals wear their rings on the right ring finger (opposite of the heterosexuals). Who knows why, some rebellious act (as if marrying the same sex isn't rebellious enough!)

It's called "Eight" because you count using your left hand first and count to eight -- the homosexuals ring finger.

Rosie: I hope I see my eight soon...
Ellen: Don't count on it, fugly bitch.

Clay: I'm looking for a more serious relationship, someone to be my eight.
Gumby: I'll be your eight.

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