humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

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anatideaphobia

The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

Jimmy has anatideaphobia

sick

To be in the throes of opiate withdrawal

I'm gonna be sick if I don't use soon.

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