forumitis

The swelling of one's ego as a result of constantly disparaging those who ask reasonable questions on forums, often with the assumption others will join in. A result of daddy issues, low self-esteem, having nobody in the real world care for them, and wanting to prove that they know some obscure thing.

"Man, I asked how to do an extremely complex process that isn't explained anywhere else on a forum meant to help people like me, and everybody insulted me!"

"Oh, don't worry, those guys just have forumitis."