Fuck a Duck

Much like Oh Shit but not said near as loudly. Used when something goes way wrong.

You spill a hot cup of coffee, you exclam "Fuck a Duck"

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Life Happens

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

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