Burble

Verb: burble; 3rd person present: burbles; past tense: burbled; past participle: burbled; gerund or present participle: burbling; adjective: -burbling

To bedazzle shaven testicles by applying glitter, jewels, or anything shiny; often using a glue gun.

Noun: burble; plural noun: burbles

Testicles that have been bedazzled after being shaved.

Verb: "He wanted to get burbled like a disco ball"

Noun: "All the dancers at the strip club love his burble"