Just donât. Itâs a fucking mistake! If the suicide doesnât get you, the food poisoning definitely will. Every stall Iâm the boys bathroom has been turned into a sadist meeting area for some not so holy things! Some even have death scratched into the walls. Dont even get me started on the âFrosty Do Be Drippin Do!â sticker from someoneâs pediatrician! Also, to top it all off, pretty positive thereâs a couple predators. The teachers get pissed beyond imagination if you leave at the wrong bell! They spend money on the signs outside to make it look good but they canât even keep the fucking urinals on the walls.
*On my death bed talking to the other 16 year olds from Sequoyah High School*
âSo what got you?â
âThe giant mutated cocksâ
âYou mean cockaroaches?â
âNopeâ
Proof of de-evolution.
Look at that little shithead over there. Must be one of those damn Fortnite Kids.