Voif

The dark feeling you get, during a snow day, when you realise, that deep down, you really want to be back in school.

How was your day off?
Alright I guess, until I got a strong feeling of voif.

Tesco Run

You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!

Hey, I need to buy my Mam a card.
Let’s go on a Tesco Run!

Manglicated

To be in a state of severe drunkenness, unable to control your limbs, speech or bladder. Some people also suffer from serious projectile vomiting.

How are you?
Alwufhtbybdkutahd manglicated.