Tesco Run

You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!

Hey, I need to buy my Mam a card.
Let’s go on a Tesco Run!

Manglicated

To be in a state of severe drunkenness, unable to control your limbs, speech or bladder. Some people also suffer from serious projectile vomiting.

How are you?
Alwufhtbybdkutahd manglicated.

Voif

The dark feeling you get, during a snow day, when you realise, that deep down, you really want to be back in school.

How was your day off?
Alright I guess, until I got a strong feeling of voif.

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