Beefis

The creature born of the sky in the year 17890 BCE. Due to the fact that his death was in 1379 CE, he has had thousands of offspring, most notably, Chesmund, prominently known as big beefis. As the first of his kind, he was the most peaceful of beefiskind. Beefis was murdered by the first of the beefis slayers, named obungus. He is the second most powerful beefis of his kind.

Yo man, just traveled to the twelfth century; laid eyes upon Beefis