pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

foemance

foemance or fomance means an occurrence of romance between two individuals who are enemies to each other.

"That Leon and Ada kiss in the Resident Evil game was good fuel for foemance."
"Why are Potterheads always shipping the idea of a Draco and Hermione fomance?"