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A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.
As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.
Some people think this is a Southern way of saying "dinner". They couldn't be more wrong. Supper can be had at any hour of the day, and it consists of copious amounts of alcohol. You can also have "sides" with supper which are some form of drug. Supper is user choice and you can make your supper however you want to. Supper is the best meal, but it's really not a meal at all. My preferred supper is 24-36 Stella Artois bottles and 2-4 tanks of nitrous beginning at 2 in the afternoon.
Ben and Parks met up in Ardmore, and promptly hit a gas station to load up for their midday supper.
Crossings is a school for the self-righteous assholes to send their kids to bring them âcloser to godâ, but in reality the kids just build a mob mentality to vilify any kid that they see as âdifferentâ. The kids there receive a minimal education that one could have at public school and they become prejudiced against anyone that isnât in a middle class white family that goes to church every sunday. The teachers preach homophobic and racist bias to instill a âgodlyâ mindset. In reality, Crossings people are from families that arenât wealthy enough to go to Casady or Heritage so they try to make up for lack of wealth by pretending to be religious. Crossings is full of assholes that donât know anything about religion, but they are taught to be biased against every minority in society. Fuck Crossings
Crossings is a cult of prejudiced cuntbags that act self-righteous to make up for their lack of financial success.
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School
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