Sailor's Delight

Before a long voyage asea, it was foretold that sailors have the practice of packing a mason jar or other handy vessel chock full of earthworms for those lonely nights at sea.

Private Smith, I am so horny, I'd give my left nut for a piece of strange right now.

No worries Private Johnson, you can borrow my Sailor's Delight. I've only used it a few times today.

10👍 3👎

Growler

A blowjob from a cougar. The growler is usually rough and pleasing. It's generally a safe bet the catnip will be back to please the cougar for a second tryst.

Fuck Yeah! Cougar gave me a growler and then let me put it in her ass.

3👍 6👎