Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

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Alvin

Someone who’s always been a bitch.

Wow he’s really being an Alvin. On the floor after two beers...

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Wednesday at Noon

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.

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