redman

Function: verb
The act of sitting bare-bottom on the face of an individual who is incapacitated either from sleep, effects of alcohol, or by force, and is usually an act of retaliation for a wrong that has been done. The main objective is to have the sitter feel the nose of the victim in between their gluteal cleft.

Look here Jarvis, this inebriated gentleman seems to have had his share of scotch and is now lying face-up on my prized lion skin rug. I bagged that lion on my recent African safari hunting trip. He shall have to pay a hefty price for his error of judgment. Hold my cane and monocle Jarvis, while I redman this fellow.

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