Breastimate

The technique used by bra-fitters and corsetiers to approximate breast size and therefore bra size. Often men and women can learn this technique for their own common use.

Customer: Hi there, I would like a bra fitting please

Jennifer: OK, well I breastimate you are a 10/32C so lets start there shall we?

OR

Daniel: Woah look at her GIANT breasts!

Beth: Sorry man, shes just wearing the wrong bra and theyre hanging out. I breastimate she's only a 14/34 C.

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