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any narcotic pain killer that gives the user a state of euphoria.
Some people take large doses of rooba boobin before seeing a movie to enhance the viewing pleasure.
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The act of a well hung male shmacking his woman in the face with his penis 31 times..then turning around and blasting a disgustingly huge fart in her face...for good measure.
"Man!! This is a great porno!"
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "
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A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.
In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!
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When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
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When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
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The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.
" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "
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At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.
Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!
Man. You are lucky !!
No shit?
Thank God !!
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