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A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.
go get me another pack of the Michelob
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An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.
Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.
Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
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What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
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Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
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Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"
"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
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The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners
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