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A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.
Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.
John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".
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A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. Itâs often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, âAli can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?â. Ali, âIâm afraid not boss, I havenât got my work kermitâ.
A Common Sandpiper is a male who possess little or no game when it comes to chatting to girls and as a result is always passed over by attractive girls. The Common Sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.
It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.
"Hey who is that speaking to my work crush?". "Oh don't worry that's just Mitch, he's a Common Sandpiper."
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A male pensioner who likes to fondle young ladies in public and gets away with it due to their surprise and sympathy.
Did you see that Mibbert just squeeze the receptionists arse?
A middle aged male who has worked 24/7 to achieve a state of low body fat and strong muscle definition, creating a ripped and powerful peak physique. Thereby achieving their wattonframe condition.
Look at Pete. Heâs brought his wattonframe to Vegas.
An adjective to describe a lazy, low stress lifestyle that is similar in characteristic to that of a Sloth.
I doubt Stuart will come on the bike ride, he is so lethargic, his lifestyle is subslothical.
A place at work where people go to have sex
Did you see the boy head into the wireline shack with that IT girl?