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The Nintendo GameCube is a console in every way superior to it's competitors the PlayStation 2 and Xbox.
The GameCube was known for it's cube shape and handle.
It was known as "The purple lunchbox".
The GameCube had better titles then its competitors PlayStation 2 and Xbox, such as; Super Mario Sunshine, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Metroid Prime, Soul Calibur 2 (Had Link), Super Smash Bros Melee, Geist, Wario World, the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Master Quest and Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2.
The GameCube also had won the last console war.
And was famed for having the best controller ever bulit.
*Xbox Fanboy* "Well, the Xbox is better because of dah grafix"
*Gamer* The GameCube has graphics just as good or just below it but it really comes down to the games and that is where the GameCube owns the Ps2 and Xbox.
*Xbox Fanboy* I..... I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMOAR!!!
*PlayStation 2 Fanboy* The Ps2 has MOAR GAMES!!!!!
*Gamer* But it also has more shovel-ware games.
The GameCube has quality over quantity, less trash and more great games.
*PlayStation 2 Fanboy* FUH U I WON"T TALK TO U ANYMOAR CAUSE YOU WASTE MY TIME AND MY GEIUS WON'T BE WESTED!!!
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A place of biased critics that bash good games and promote bad games.
Some ignorent gamers swear by Metacritic.
They also review movies, T.V and Music.
They are biased beyond belief.
Idiot: "Dude, metacritic gave Black Ops an 87 out of 100."
Intelligent Person: "You do know that the critics are payed to love the games that suck, like Black Ops"
Idiot: "That is not true just because like every critic on metacritic gave this game a 100 does not mean they were payed too"
Intelligent Person: "And pretty much every real gamer that played it said it sucked or was just OK, don't you see somthing is fishy?"
Idiot: "I see no fault in metacritic, it is perfect"
Intelligent Person: "You're a drone, you know that, right?"
Idiot: "Yes I do."
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Whenever a girl gets semen on her upper lip and it sticks, she become 'Cumler' due to the resemblance of the famous German dictator mustache. If you or your mates see this, you must stop whatever you are doing and give her the salute.
"I was at an orgy and one of the dudes there busted on this girls upper lip, then one of the guys shouted "oh shit it's Cumler!" and they all started throwing a Nazi salute."