Head Nipple

A visible, ugly blemish or zit on your face.

Damn, that girl has some big ass Head Nipples. Either close your eyes, drink a lot, or put a brown bag over her face before you get with her tonight.

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Butt Tangle

When your butt hair gets tangled up and you can't shit, so you have to pry your ass cheeks apart and cut the hair to get it untangled.

Donny couldn't finish taking a shit due to his sweaty butt tangle.

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