fauxtee

A shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. But usually they don't have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.

13-year-old 1: Hey, you like my goatee?
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.

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FSGF

A girl with whom you had an informal relationship, never quite defining whether or not she was your girlfriend. Stands for "Former Semi Girlfriend"

I went to a few movies with this girl, and then she was like, "I'm goin' out with this other guy!" Now she is my FSGF.

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Bait

The male genitalia. Required to masturbate.

I've got plenty of bait, but I would hardly call myself a master.

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