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Wanna Fanta?

Usually translated as meaning "Do you like my scantily clad body used to turn you into my consumer whore?"

90% of the time responded to with a nod.

Occasionally a "Mmmhmm"

Scantily Clad Woman: Wanna Fanta?

Star Struck Boy: Mmmhmm

by Ben Hall September 29, 2006

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Befornication

A synonym to foreplay, encompassing, but not limited to, all that it implies. Usually used by high-class males before a night of sweet lovin'. Or perhaps after, in a manner of reflection.

Before
Male: Befornication, madam?
Female: Quite.

by Ben Hall August 24, 2007

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Befornication

A synonym to foreplay, encompassing, but not limited to, all that it implies. Usually used by high-class males before a night of sweet lovin'. Or perhaps after, in a manner of reflection.

Male: Befornication, madam?
Female: Quite.

by Ben Hall August 24, 2007

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Rawkward

Adj. - Similar to awkward, in that it applies to situations in which nothing is left to be said. What differentiates the two is the sheer length of time created by the preceding "rawkward" moment. The severity of the silence comes into play as well, as usually all parties involved are not only rendered mute but motionless.

Liza: ..at which point, he laid a Cleveland steamer on my dog.

Ten minute pause.

Ben: You are so fucking rawkward.

by Ben Hall October 21, 2007

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smokin' a marko

Common phrase usually describing the act of felatio, specifically male on male sexual interaction.

Teacher: I could have sworn I saw you smokin' a marko in the boys bathroom.
Student: The dean said I could raise my grade
Teacher: Accetable.

by Ben Hall September 28, 2006

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Bristol

One who wields a brown pistol; used as a slur for homosexuals, due to the reputed color of the member after a period of love making.

Andy: So, Conor and I just got back from the gym.
Ben: You are such a fucking bristol.

by Ben Hall August 24, 2007

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