Tom Lane

A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.

Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )

Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me