Ket

Short for Ketamine, which is a commonly used livestock tranqualiser.
Ketamine does not suppress the respatory or cardiac systems and as such is also used in our hospitals for the treatment of children and adults who are allergic to other tranqs.
Ketamine is one of the only physically addictive hollucinagens, so care should be taken to prevent a regular habit.
Ket is usually supplied as a white powder, and is ingested via the nose (snorting).
It is important to note at this stage that Ket produces a foul tasting acidic drip in the back of the throat when snorted, and as such most heavy users prefer to spit when on ket, rather than risk an upset stomach in the morning. For small quantities, a flavoured drink will suffice to wash out the taste.
The effects of ket are i think best discribed as being drunk but without the bad parts. Relaxed in body and mind, and unable to perform any task at the normal rate :P.
Larger doses will induce near anesthesia, also known as a "K Hole", in which users will be completely seperated in mind and body. A K Hole has been discribed to me as both an out of body experience and a complete understanding of ones own inner process. Most of the effects of Ketamine will wear off whithin 3 to 4 hours of ingestion, although it's worth noting that a general sense of spaced-ness will persist after a heavy dose/session.
Prices in the UK range from £8 to as much as £20 per gram.
Ketamine is currently a class C drug in the uk, although getting busted with it will almost certainly involve a trip to the station, unlike being caught with marijuana another class C drug.

WARNING : Never Attempt To Bomb (swallow packages of) Ketamine, You Will Be Very Sorry :)

Anyone got the spit pot? This ket's giving me a nasty drip.. Good sh*t though :P

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rodeo

A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."

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