from behind rule

The rule which invariably can be applied to any hot looking female walking away from you whilst you are driving or are passenger in a car or bus. The car passes the female only to find she is repugnant in appearance from the front.

The way, she walked away gave gerald an almost instant semi. Although on closer inspection from the front she resembled the hunchback of notre dame. "Errrr...From Behind Rule" Gerald muttered

An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker

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Cockwatcher

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

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