marta

Either a bisexual, lesbian or a weirdo.
Will make a comment about a girls tits/ass.

conclusion: total fuckward

Person 1: Damn! Look at those tits!
Person 2: Bro wtf, ur acting totally like a Marta

spifey_is.very.handsome

Ugly

Person 1: Hey have you seen spifey_is.very.handsome's new video?
Person 2: YEAH, total trash