cantaloupes

Your testicles, man.

Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.

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lah lah lah

A vile and loathsome mixture of fecal matter and semen, worn as a disgusting excuse for lip-gloss by strange transvestites claiming to be from Las Vegas, East L.A. and Hawaii but who are in fact illegal aliens from the Spain-Gibraltar-Morocco region.

So, how much is this gonna be? Oh God... Lah lah lah.... PUKE!

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