Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

chezmo

Chezmo (also spelled Chesmo) is used to describe someone after they do something really dumb. Chesmo is a light hearted term for retard

Ray: Don’t loose my key, it’s the only one I have for work
Greg 5 min later: did I give u ur key back? I think I lost it?

Ray: youre a fucking chezmo go find it

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