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The Act of being enthralled by Netflix's huge selection of movies, television shows, comedy specials and/or clever rating system. The tenacity of this enthrallment is so intense that one forgets to answer calls or text messages and may see like a d bag.This is called being fixated by the Netflix website or simply...being Netfixed.
Trent: Mike...you didn't answer my text.Why you being such a d bag?
Mike: well my good sir, I(stress the I as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was Netfixed.
Trent:well...we've all been there
**Both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80's hit,"dont you (forget about me" by john Hughes, plays in the background**
"yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be Netfixed"
"MAN: oh...i just came
Girl: ...shit, what happened?
MAN: i was Netfixed and didn't realize i had to pull out
girl: well...is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
MAN: of course there is...ITS NETFLIX!"
combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.
N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?
::dude's phone buzzes::
i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"
Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone
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combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.
N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?
::dude's phone buzzes::
i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"
Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone
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1.When you go online to look at no specific type of porn and you just let the links take you through an erotic maze of spyware infected porn sites.
2.Starting an erotic internet adventure by going to a free gallary porn site and clicking on a minimum of ten links and/or thumbnails before your allowed to stop and choose which site you want best.
"A:dude so i found the crazyest shit last night while i was safari'ing
b:what was it?
A: let me say this...i didnt know paper mache was considered an erotic art until now"
"what...you've never just let the porn take you to magical places?
no?
dude, you haven't lived till you've gone on safari!"
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one who is a lazy person who lets someone else do work for them. ie a reference to the children's story about the ant and the grasshopper.
mike:whats due for tomorrow's math homework?
Steve:umm pages 24-31 wanna do them now?
Mike: no, ill just copy it off you tomorrow morning
Steve:...
mike:wha?
Steve: ur such a fucking grasshopper man
Mike: what does that even mean?!
Steve: go urb that shit u grasshopping bitch
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